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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Lame Australian Joke, (but still makes me giggle)

The Australian newspaper, over a period of weeks, sought entries for the Great Australian Yarn (story).
This was the winner:
Two drovers standing in a bar.
One asked, "What are you up to?"
"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah . . . and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

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